"The Entertainer" lyrics
(originally by Billy Joel)
I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
In another traveling band
Today, I am your champion
And I may have won your hearts
But I know the game
You'll forget my name
And I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts
I am the entertainer
And I've had to pay my price
The things I did not know at first
I learned by doing twice
Ah, but still, they come to haunt me
Still, they want their say
So, I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants
Let 'em rub my neck, and I write 'em a check
And they go their merry way
I am the entertainer
I've been all around the world
I've played all kinds of palaces
Not bad for a country girl
I can't remember faces
And I don't remember names
Ah, but what the hell
It's just as well
'Cause after a while and a thousand miles
It all becomes the same
It all becomes the same
I am the entertainer
And I bring to you my songs
I'd like to spend a day or two
But I can't stay that long
No, I've got to meet expenses
I got to stay in line
Gotta get those fees to the agencies
And I'd love to stay
But there's bills to pay
So, I just don't have the time
Yes, I am the entertainer
And I come to do my show
You've heard my latest record
It's been on the radio
Oh, it took me years to write it
They were the best years of my life
It was a beautiful song
But it ran too long
And if you're gonna have a hit
You gotta make it fit
So they cut it down to 3:05
And that hurt me
Just 3:05
I am the entertainer
The idol of my age
I make all kinds of money
When I go on the stage
Ah, you've seen me in the papers
I've been in the magazines
But if I go cold
I won't get sold
I'll get put in the back in the discount rack
Like another can of beans
I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
In another long-haired band
Today, I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game
You'll forget my name
And I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts
The entertainer
The entertainer
The entertainer
I am the entertainer
I bring to you my songs
I'd like to spend a day or two
But I can't stay that long
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
In another traveling band
Today, I am your champion
And I may have won your hearts
But I know the game
You'll forget my name
And I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts
I am the entertainer
And I've had to pay my price
The things I did not know at first
I learned by doing twice
Ah, but still, they come to haunt me
Still, they want their say
So, I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants
Let 'em rub my neck, and I write 'em a check
And they go their merry way
I am the entertainer
I've been all around the world
I've played all kinds of palaces
Not bad for a country girl
I can't remember faces
And I don't remember names
Ah, but what the hell
It's just as well
'Cause after a while and a thousand miles
It all becomes the same
It all becomes the same
I am the entertainer
And I bring to you my songs
I'd like to spend a day or two
But I can't stay that long
No, I've got to meet expenses
I got to stay in line
Gotta get those fees to the agencies
And I'd love to stay
But there's bills to pay
So, I just don't have the time
Yes, I am the entertainer
And I come to do my show
You've heard my latest record
It's been on the radio
Oh, it took me years to write it
They were the best years of my life
It was a beautiful song
But it ran too long
And if you're gonna have a hit
You gotta make it fit
So they cut it down to 3:05
And that hurt me
Just 3:05
I am the entertainer
The idol of my age
I make all kinds of money
When I go on the stage
Ah, you've seen me in the papers
I've been in the magazines
But if I go cold
I won't get sold
I'll get put in the back in the discount rack
Like another can of beans
I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
In another long-haired band
Today, I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game
You'll forget my name
And I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts
The entertainer
The entertainer
The entertainer
I am the entertainer
I bring to you my songs
I'd like to spend a day or two
But I can't stay that long
Writer(s): Billy Joel
